Wednesday, September 8, 2010

VANITY SIZING


"I said, 'I do not fear those pants / With nobody inside them.'I said, and said, and said those words. / I said them. But I lied them."—Dr. Seuss

"But vanity waist sizing is so entrenched, it couldn't possibly be changed overnight, at least not without a government mandate. The only solution seems to be a gradual, year-by-year shaving of quarter-inch by quarter-inch until, in 2021, men's pants finally correspond with the label numbers — conveniently just in time for the New World Order's switch to mandatory full jumpsuits."

Click here to read Esquire's "Are your paints lying to you?"

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